Hi, my name is Andrew G. Watters. I am a radically honest, category-defying polymath based in Redwood City, California, USA. I am primarily a lawyer, with a law degree from U.C. College of Law San Francisco (formerly known as U.C. Hastings College of Law), a bachelor's degree from UCLA, and eighteen years of professional experience. I have had my own practice since 2012, and my own law firm since 2016. I offer legal services, including complex private investigations; and a custom software platform for attorneys called Slash. I am married to Mrs. Right, with whom I welcomed our daughter Jennifer in 2022. In my limited spare time, I manage to produce independent music and build custom guitars, which are for sale to fellow fans of my guitar heroes, Prince and Eddie Van Halen. My personal trademark is my carbon fiber briefcase from Tecknomonster, a combined aerospace/luggage company.