Hi Andrew, I'm the Adobe Virtual Assistant. How can I help you?
Cancel
I want to make sure I understand clearly. Which of these categories best describes your issue?
Cancel a plan
Would you like to chat with an agent who can help you to cancel your plans?
Yes, chat with an agent
Ok. I'll connect you to an agent who can pick up where we've left off.
Hello, I'd be happy to help you today, let me first pull up your account information and access your details.
OK
Thank you for your patience. I pulled up your account and can see you have an active Teams subscription under the organization name Andrew Watters. I can also see that you currently have 5 licenses of Acrobat Pro, and 2 licenses of Creative Cloud All Apps. I understand you wish to cancel, I'm here to help you with that. May I know the number of licenses you are referring to?
Cancel the 2 CC All Apps. Retain the 5 Acrobat Pro license.s
Hello?
I'll be happy to assist you. May I know why you wish to cancel your subscription?
It doesn't work on Linux.
I use Linux for everything now.
Just a moment... it's taking longer than I expected. I appreciate your patience.
I understand you wish to cancel the 2 licenses of CC all apps I'm here to help you with that but before we proceed towards cancellation, I'd like to tell you about another option that might better fit your budget and still provide you with valuable Adobe tools. It might be just what you're looking for in terms of value for money.
We have newly launched a product called Adobe Express, it is a license which will allow you to create Flyers, posters, banner, social media post, company's newsletters and you'll also be able to edit photos, videos and audios with that along with this you'll get 200 million Adobe stock images, illustrations and vectors for your project. Not only that, but you also get access to AI (artificial intelligence) where you can convert text into images with one click. You'll also get access to 1TB extra storage collaborated and work with the users within the same organization. And the introductory price is USD 4.99 per seat where standard price is $12.99/month for per seat. And just to keep you in a safe place, you'll get a 90-day money back guarantee. If you don't like the product, you can cancel it with a full refund without any cancelation fee, right away. And there is an ongoing offer, and I can offer you USD 4.99 per seat when you buy a 3-5 seat pack. That is less than USD 15 per month for 3 licenses, and it comes with a 90-day money back guarantee. Would you like to give it a try?
No thanks, cancel CC and retain Acrobat, thanks.
I understand, I will help you with the changes to your account, however as I can see you have been a valuable client to Adobe, therefore, to continue with the services, I can help you with the discounted price of USD 69.99 per license instead of USD 89.99 per license and you can save up to USD 20.00 per license. How does that sound to you?
Stop trying to persuade me. Cancel CC and retain Acrobat, thanks.
Just a moment... it's taking longer than I expected. I appreciate your patience.
I understand, As I check that there is a counteroffer, you may like it and I can help you with the further discounted price of USD 52.99 per license instead of USD 89.99 per license, which will save you more and it is approx. USD 37.00 per license.
I am helping you with this offer so that you can explore the services at a cheaper price otherwise, I'm here to help you with the cancelation as it is always the option for you. May I know how do you wish to proceed?
Hi Andrew, I'm the Adobe Virtual Assistant. How can I help you?
Cancel
I want to make sure I understand clearly. Which of these categories best describes your issue?
Cancel a plan
Would you like to chat with an agent who can help you to cancel your plans?
Yes, chat with an agent
Ok. I'll connect you to an agent who can pick up where we've left off.
Hello, I'd be happy to help you today, let me first pull up your account information and access your details.
Cancel my CC plans, retain Acrobat, no excuses.
Thank you for waiting. I understand from the last chat conversation that the Creative Cloud All Apps licenses are not working with your operating system due to which you would like to cancel them. Is that correct?
Cancel my CC plans, retain Acrobat, no excuses.
I can see the last agent offered you the discounted price of USD 52.99 per license per month for Creative Cloud All Apps licenses and you have declined the offer as you are not able to access the appps. Is that correct?
Cancel my CC plans, retain Acrobat, no excuses.
Cancel my CC plans, retain Acrobat, no excuses.
I don't have any time to waste. Cancel my CC plans, retain Acrobat, no excuses.
Stop wasting my time and cancel my CC subscriptions.
This is ridiculous, I don't have time for this. Click the button and cancel my CC plans, retain Acrobat, no excuses.
AFK
How about I switch these 2 Creative Cloud app apps licenses to any single application? We have Illustrator, Photoshop, Acrobat Pro DC, etc, and we can provide you with discounted pricing for any one of them. We ideally provide the single apps at 35.99 USD; however, we can provide you at merely 19.99 USD; for Acrobat, the ideal price is 23.99 USD; however, if you go for that one, we can provide it at 16.99 USD and the best part is that if you add more licenses for these single app licenses all of them will be at the discounted price and also cancel the 2 Creative Cloud all apps licenses with a pro-rated refund.
Hi Andrew, I'm the Adobe Virtual Assistant. How can I help you?
No bullshit, cancel my CC now.
I want to make sure I understand clearly. Which of these categories best describes your issue?
Cancel a plan
Would you like to chat with an agent who can help you to cancel your plans?
Yes, chat with an agent
Ok. I'll connect you to an agent who can pick up where we've left off.
Hello, I'd be happy to help you today, let me first pull up your account information and access your details.
I'm tired of this difficult cancellation process.
Cancel my CC subscription immediately. Retain Acrobat.
As I can check you are using Creative cloud all apps and Acrobat Pro . May I know the reason for cancellation.
No, you may not.
Cancel CC and retain Acrobat Pro.
This is insane, it's taken me two and a half hours so far.
HELLO? CLICK YOUR BUTTON AND CANCEL MY ADOBE CREATIVE CLOUD. This is an extremely frustrating cancellation process and I don't appreciate it at all.
Cancel my CC plans, retain Acrobat, no excuses.
I understand the reason for cancellation , I will help you with best possible resolutions.
Ma'am, I need you cancel my Adobe Creative Cloud licenses immediately . This is outrageous that you make me sit through a chat for nearly three hours without doing it.
(including several prior efforts).
I am entitled under the law to cancel this recurring subscription.
I am frustrated and at my wit's end having to sit through three hours of chat, including multiple interrupted sessions, just to cancel.
Cancel my subscriptions immediately.
Except for Acrobat Pro.
We have newly launched a product called Adobe Express, it is a license which will allow you to create Flyers, posters, banner, social media post, company's newsletters and you'll also be able to edit photos, videos and audios with that along with this you'll get 200 million Adobe stock images, illustrations and vectors for your project. Not only that, but you also get access to AI (artificial intelligence) where you can convert text into images with one click. You'll also get access to 1TB extra storage collaborated and work with the users within the same organization. And the introductory price is USD 4.99 per seat where standard price is $12.99/month for per seat. And just to keep you in a safe place, you'll get a 90-day money back guarantee. If you don't like the product, you can cancel it with a full refund without any cancelation fee, right away. And there is an ongoing offer, and I can offer you USD 4.99 per seat when you buy a 3-5 seat pack. That is less than USD 15 per month for 3 licenses, and it comes with a 90-day money back guarantee. Would you like to give it a try? We have newly launched a product called Adobe Express, it is a license which will allow you to create Flyers, posters, banner, social media post, company's newsletters and you'll also be able to edit photos, videos and audios with that along with this you'll get 200 million Adobe stock images, illustrations and vectors for your project. Not only that, but you also get access to AI (artificial intelligence) where you can convert text into images with one click. You'll also get access to 1TB extra storage collaborated and work with the users within the same organization. And the introductory price is USD 4.99 per seat where standard price is $12.99/month for per seat. And just to keep you in a safe place, you'll get a 90-day money back guarantee. If you don't like the product, you can cancel it with a full refund without any cancelation fee, right away. And there is an ongoing offer, and I can offer you USD 4.99 per seat when you buy a 3-5 seat pack. That is less than USD 15 per month for 3 licenses, and it comes with a 90-day money back guarantee. Would you like to give it a try?
No, I am not willing to try this. Stop harassing me and cancel my CC licenses.
Stop wasting my time.
For your information, I charge $750/hr. and I've just wasted $2,250 of my time chatting with Adobe this afternoon. I have been almost entirely focused on this stupid cancellation process all afternoon so I don't get disconnected again.
Cancel the CC subscriptions and confirm with me, that is all I need from you.
May I know what will be the users using instead of CC all apps ?
No.
Cancel the CC subscriptions and confirm with me, that is all I need from you.
Ma'am, I am suffering here due to your wasting my time and refusing to cancel this despite all my requests. This is illegal.
I can give you CC all apps for USD 69.99 per license excl tax .
No. Cancel.
Instead of cancellation, Adobe has many other fabulous applications like Photoshop, Acrobat Pro DC Illustrator, Dreamweaver, Premiere Pro, InDesign, etc. If you wish I can switch the subscription to your required applications?
No, cancel.
Stop harassing me and cancel.
OK, I’ll go ahead and complete the cancellation. Just give me a couple of minutes.